how to meet your neighbors

1. say "hello" as grumpy man tries to get to his mailbox while you are holding the door open for the odd cast of characters (two middle aged women wearing high heels and one extremely tall and thin guy) who are carrying lots of your stuff into the building. grumpy man grumbles something under his breath while he is trying to figure out which one of you ya-hoos is moving into the building.

2. as you are making the trip down to the storage room to retrieve the ski boot you've been using as a hammer to assemble furniture, a friendly neighbor is putting his bike away and offers to lend you a REAL hammer!

3. you need to take some photos of scratches on the outside of the entry door of the apartment but the lighting isn't quite right. in order to get better lighting you move into the hallway, close the door and almost instantly you realize that you've locked yourself out of the apartment in an unheated lobby wearing neither shoes nor jacket (or even sweater) with no phone, no watch... only a camera. about forty-five minutes later your neighbor will come home from work and (because everyone in this town works for Philips) will help you find your husband's phone number by phoning colleagues still at the office and then let you sit on his couch and warm up.

4. you hear a door close across the hall and since you're curious you grab your bag and rush out as quickly as possible. in the hall you are relieved to find out that the remaining apartment on your floor is NOT inhabited by the grumpy man but instead a very kind man who chats it up in the elevator. (he also worked for Philips)


*so far all neighbors we've met have been single males.

**when i was locked out i took a series of photos to check the time while praying for Howie to hurry home from work. i like to call this series "did i ever set the clock on my camera?"